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FUNNY TAIL TALE | KnowItAlz.com

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FUNNY TAIL TALE

FROM THE ARCHIVES 2009:

Barring anything hilarious, this will be my last hemorrhoid post.

Dad has been wiping with the medicated Tucks Pads after he poops in order to soothe his butt.

Somehow he got the idea that he would try to Band-Aid one of the Tucks pad to his cheeks.

He called for help, and I explained that the pads were used for wiping only. The Preparation-H creme was for fill in medication between movements.

The Tucks was "tucked in" and four Band-Aids held his cheeks together. It looked like a spider web!

After I performed the very complicated Band-Aid-ectomy, he lost a few hairs, and we both got a few good laughs!

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