We had a lovely Father's Day brunch with some friends of ours who happen to be in Dad's age range (80+).

During lunch my friend Marge said, "Life is like a play.  The third act is always crap."

"Thank God I haven't reached the third act yet!"  Dad replied with a grin.

Now, if each act is forty years, Dad will live to be 120 years old! 

I wonder how long intermission is?